51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis

I have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “penis” on social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead. Also, please refer to the “vagina” article, so you can educate yourself on proper vaginal terms.

1. Satan scepter
2. God’s pinky finger
3. Twiddle rompus
4. Twaddle stick
5. Flesh sword
6. Rod of life
7. DNA rifle
8. Colorado spitting viper
9. Master dangle
10. Tadpole torpedo
11. Life muscle
12. Fleshy Roman spear
13. Sin stick
14. Johnson’s little fishing buddy
15. Love lure
16. Dwaddle vein
17. Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)
18. Sin snake
19. Squirt dart
20. Malt-worm
21. Puking flesh weasel
22. Unmuzzled wagtail
23. Beefy apple-Johnny
24. Moses’ staff
25. Pommel horse
26. Fat-kidney bean
27. God’s harpoon
28. Tickle dangus
29. Danish dizzy eye
30. Henry’s knob
31. Temptation wand
32. Mister Thomas
33. Roman pike
34. Baker’s rolling pin
35. Satan’s shovel
36. Micheal’s short arm
37. Secret lollipop
38. Trap-stick
39. Demon capped hankle (for non-circumcised males)
40. Magic tobacco pipe
41. Pan’s flute
42. Cupid’s arrow
43. Vaginal plug
44. Venus ruler
45. Oozing whistle
46. Meat banana
47. Gobble missile
48. Tangy tart trombone
49. City slicker
50. Musky man candy
51. Drizzle spout