This Exists: Victoria's Secret Nipple Bra

 

 

I was at Victoria's Secret over the weekend shopping for pajama pants, obviously, when I came across this amazing piece of undergarment technology. It's a bra with nipples on the outside!
An always-hard-nipples bra.
Naturally, I made my friend try it on so I could snap a photo of the sexy, sexy look:

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It's the perfect Valentine's Day gift for your girlfriend, wife, or mom! Hurry to the Victoria's Secret nearest you to purchase a nipple bra today!
And by the way, IT'S ON SALE! You're not even reading this anymore…