Sobriety Coach of the Day

Courtney Love has taken it upon herself to help Lindsay Lohan get clean. Before you even ask, “Courtney Love” was not a typo.

In an interview for the latest edition of Details, Love said that she was doing it “because nobody else will.”

Love has apparently decided to lead by example, because this was her explanation of her counseling technique:

I went up to Lindsay’s room one time and there was a show on called ‘101 Celebrity Oops‘ and I am like every other one, you know – boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing shit at Madonna, you know, whatever. I’m like ‘Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!’

Love, who publicly struggled with drug addiction for many years, claims to be 6 years sober.

This might actually work. Not because Love can speak from experience, or anything like that. It’s just entirely possible that Lohan will decide to get clean in order to avoid random visits from Courtney Love.

Tattoo Artist Shits On His Ex-Girlfriend

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald is facing a $100,000 lawsuit after giving ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent a steaming pile of shit tattoo.
Rossie claims that Ryan was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but—after finding out that Rossie had cheated with his best friend—Ryan retaliated with this.
You know what they say, don't bite the hand that's tattooing your back.

Exploding iPhone 4

While there’s still some debate about whether an iPhone’s Wi-Fi signal is an in-flight hazard, an exploding iPhone certainly seems like one.
On a regional flight from Lismore, Australia to Sydney, a passenger’s iPhone 4 “started emitting a significant amount of dense smoke, accompanied by a red glow.”
A flight attendant was able to extinguish the overheating phone, and the plane finished landing successfully. The iPhone 4 was taken by the Australian Transport Safety Bureau, and the cause of the explosion is still undetermined.
Similar incidents occurred in 2009, but they weren’t widespread, and Apple chalked them all up to “external pressure.”

Science Fair Winner

Also, do not use that much teeth.

The Dog Ate My Homework And Also, I Had A Baby

I wanna go into labor tonight so that I'm too busy to see everyone's stupid fucking status updates about how many centimeters dilated they are and what a great excuse birthing a child will be when they want to get out of Algebra 1 and the night shift at KFC.
Haha. :)
Enjoy the end of your life. It now belongs to the kid

Santa Needs Loving Too

Let’s face it, at the end of the day, Santa is just a man. A man… With needs. It gets cold in those North Pole winters, and Santa needs to take respite wherever he can – especially when Mrs. Claus doesn’t seem interested anymore. So, here’s to Santa. Here’s to Santa getting a little present for himself.

Sometimes Santa’s needs are a little… Naughty?

And hey, Santa doesn’t discriminate either.

I Know that Feeling, Santa. I Know that Feeling.

Christmas is almost upon us and the children are flocking to their closest shopping malls for their parents to torture them with a huge bearded man in a red suit. Let’s take a step back and remind ourselves of the torture we put our children through every year.

The one benefit of this time of year is that sibling rivalries fade into a mutual fear and hatred of Santa Claus.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean that it’s any easier to run away from Santa.

After a while though, you almost wonder if the Santas start to… Enjoy it…

Chinese dog goes shopping

Is there anything these people can't do?
First they give us orange flavoured chicken now this.
A man in China has successfully trained his dog to do his grocery shopping for him.
Boy, the lengths some husbands will go to avoid walking down the feminine hygiene aisle.
OH and by the way if anyone is wondering who won the whole communist/capitalism thing?
Well apparently the west won.
But I dare you to find 10 things in your house that don't have a component that says ''MADE IN CHINA"
Who really won?

Just a Social Survival Technique

Best Organism Ever

World’s Smallest V-12 Engine

A Spanish engineer known as Patelo has created what he says is the world’s smallest V12 engine, crafting 261 pieces — everything but the screws — from scratch.
The impressive process took 1200 hours, including design, milling and drilling the parts, and assembling the whole thing.
To give you an idea of how small the mini-V12 is, its pistons are less than half an inch in diameter.
Check out the video on the link to see this thing being built.

Why is Khloe Kardashian wearing a Christmas hat in a pool next to an Asian?

Window Shopping 21st Century Style

"HEY!!!! You are going to have to pay for that chair."

Did You Party This Weekend?

Now grandma can cross "Ruin our game of beer pong" off her bucket list.

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