Story of Xenu (Scientology)

Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park.
But here is the jist of it.
75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them.
The psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since.
The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence.
Until now.
The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; I have some audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time.
But in the mean time till i upload it here is what Scientologists believe. NO SHIT!!!!
Then again this isn't so different than believing in an old guy who sits in the sky granting wishes to whoever prays to him.