(via BF)
There are some strange (and questionable) things being offered up in vending machines to willing costumers.
How many of these things would you try, and also will you document it when you do?
Lobster
"Honey, I'm treating you to a LOBSTER DINNER tonight!"
Sephora Make-Up
Anger Management
This is literally a vending machine you put a coin into so you can watch fragile stuff break. I'll take five, please!
Socks with bizarre sayings
Shoes to go with your nonsensical socks!
Toilet Paper
Tagline: "When you're in a rush but you know you're gonna have to flush!"
Fruit and Veggies
Making Dwight Schrute proud.
Umbrellas
This is the most convenient invention ever.
Necktie
Check out that variety!
Pet Rhinoceros Beetles
In Japan, it's pretty common to have one of these little critters as a pet. My only question is how do they survive in a vending machine?
"Fresh" flowers
Show your loved one you don't have a lot of money to buy them flowers.
Gold
In case you feel like you don't own enough gold bars.
Painkillers
or your antibiotics. Whatevz.
Crazy flavored soft serve ice cream
Used School Girl Panties
This sounds illegal. Illegal and also really gross.
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